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TMI and Random Shit

I will save my latest life quandries for later and just talk about random shit.

1) My best friend had her baby yesterday. Very exciting. As long as I have known C, I have known her since 4th grade, she could not wait to have babies and now she has one.

2) I was at a lunch, mixer thing yesterday for work. After the speakers were done a man sitting at my table wanted to know about the watch I wear. I wear a vintage, Rolex submariner that was my dead father’s. Anyway, I tell the story to the table (its actually a long story because it includes rescuing said watch from ex-husband) and everyone has the appropriate responses except the man who asked in the first place. He says, “I always thought people who wore watches with large faces were trying to overcompensate for something.” Like its a car or something. He continues on this train of thought why my death stare is boring into him. I am shocked he did not burst into flames because that is what I was shooting at him. He finally looks at me and says, “so what are you trying to over compensating for?” Did he not just listen to my story? Was he staring at my boobs? I said, “It’s a MEMORY.” And turned around in my chair to look at twitterfeed so I did not leap across the table and punch him in the face.

3) I received a black, Goyard St. Louis as gift. I love it. It’s my pet. I’m obsessed.

4) I am also obsessed with Martyn from Million Dollar Decorators. Like, way obsessed. I just want him to call me and say “Lessssslaaayyyy, you are fahhhhntassstic. Let’s go get cocktails and botox together and have a fahhhbulous time.” Call me, Martyn. I’ll be straight girlfriend anyday.

5) Finally, today I had to go in for an ultra sound to try and figure out why I have constant pain. This pain ranges in dull to stabbing, bend over gasping for air pain. It’s just swell. I get to Northside Hospital where they tell me that to drink more water. This former club kid can hold A LOT of liquid in her bladder. It took forever to get my bladder all the way full. On the third try of having goo slathered on my stomach the tech could finally see what they needed to see. SIDE NOTE: I have a tilted uterus. And all I could think is “I really am like Charlotte.” Except with a foul mouth. Anyway, I am chatting away with the tech thru all this and she says its time for the OTHER KIND OF ULTRA SOUND. The kind where no one gets a happy ending but the ultrasound machine. I continue to chat thru this and the tech is laughing and says, “You are a mess.” And of course my respond “At least I am a hot mess.” All while getting a vaginal ultrasound.

And that was the last couple of days.

Because I belonged at Studio 54

You Belong in 1970

Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you’re partying or protesting, you give it your all!

(This might be a bit early, but who cares.)

Favorite Song Right Now – Rich Girls

Happy Weekend! I think tonight calls for Skinny Girl Margaritas :)

Let’s Vote – Are Bikini Pictures on Facebook Necessary

It’s the question of the day.

Are bikini pictures on Facebook necessary?
I’m Hot and I want to show it off
Eh, for a select few. But I stay covered up.
Facebook is not Myspace. Why would anyone do that?
There is just to much oversharing anymore.
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I’ve got nothing else


Can you imagine? I think he needs a helmet.

Old School Pick of the Week – Geto Boys

And a little update, my aunt made me bumper stickers with the “Preppy on the Outside, Gangster on the Inside” phrase on them. It is in pink and green with black scroll work on it. I can’t put it on my car, but I still love it.

Old School Pick of the Week – AC/DC

Since I have not seen E3 since May 26 and will tonight, I thought this was appropriate.

Or not. :)

Facebook – Groups

I joined Facebook. Not sure if that was a good idea. Since it is another time waster I don’t really need. I will probably get bored with it like everything else.

I now have a couple of friends. All my “friends” have much larger friend groups. I guess I arrived late to the party.

The part that I have found fun is finding the odd groups that have been set up to join. I joined the JLA group and the “You Grew Up in Nashville” group.

But the group I found funny (but did not join) is called “Preppy on the Outside, Gangster on the Inside”. Can’t you just see that as a bumper sticker. I think it would look fab on the back of my Prius (add sarcasm here).

(When I think about this more I have mental images of some girl in a pink polo, f-g someone up.)

Old School Pick of the Week – Kate Bush

I love this song and Kate Bush. Sometimes it is not all fun and games.

Sorry, I have nothing more substantial to say or post.

Just busy.

Barely Used Golf Clubs

My husband’s family is in the golf business. E3 sells slightly used clubs for them on ebay.

Here is the link for the current auction. Auctions happen periodically so if you are interested in high quality, barely used clubs, bookmark the seller and check back later for more options.