February 25, 2008

Blogging the Oscar’s Red Carpet - 2008

These are my thoughts as the Red Carpet happened while I watched E!.

Heidi Klum - like the hair, dramatic dress, looks good on her, very “German”

Sara Larson (George Clooney’s GF) - to sparkly and floral, looked like expensive prom

Annne Hathaway - sooo pulled together, redeemed herself from last year, unfortunately I can’t stand Marchesa and that dress looks like the same thing they have done for 3 years. Fab makeup and hair.

Steve Carrell’s wife - safe, won’t make any list

Patrick Dempsey’s wife - boring column dress

Kelly Preston - Roberto Cavalli, hideous color on TV, she seems stoned answering questions (probably just pills), color like bad on her, Botox does a body good

James Macavoy’s GF - HIDEOUS. Bad everything. I hate that electric blue color.

Amy Adams - Green with Veronica Lake hair, Lovely, Proenza Schouler. Ridiculous bag. Veronica Lake is so over used. At least she realizes she has fair skin and did not go Mystic. Looks plain, but pretty.

(Ryan Seacrest is SO ANNOYING. I don’t know if i will be able to finish due to his crap.)

Jennifer Garner - Don’t care for the hair. Great makeup and jewelery. Did not get to say what dress. I think? it is pretty. Lots of detail.

Laura Linney - Michael Kors dress, scary hair, classic, looks like Jackie O.

Gary Busey is groping Jennifer Garner and accosting Ryan Seacrest. Strange. He kissed Jennifer’s neck.

Miley Cyrus - Doesn’t look like a total hooker like she usuall does. No eye liner thankfully. She is 15 after all. Another bright red dress. Valentino. Like the earrings.

So far I am relatively bored. Could possibly use another pain pill.

Keri Russell - My favorite so far, love it all. Great necklace. Why will Ryan not ask who made it?

Catching glimpses of Cameron Diaz. Those long, floppy bangs are not good. Not sure how I feel about the dress.

Helen Mirren - looks great for her age, don’t care for the sparkly, sleeve thing. Still don’t know who made it.

Jessica Alba - Please God, let me look like her in the THIRD TRIMESTER. Another Marchesa. They all look a like. Wonder if Zoe is her stylist too?

Cameron Diaz - Dior. Still don’t like the hair. To casual. Needs more makeup. Everyone will probably disagree with me. She is just so silly. Dress is probably better in real life.

Saw Tilda Swinton - EEEWWWWW!!!!!!

Marion Cot? - Gaultier, looks like fish scales. I don’t like it. Everyone else probably will. At least it is somewhat different.

Tilda Swinton - that is just all kinds of wrong. I know she does her own thing, but SERIOUSLY?!?! Great actress though.

Hilary Swank - Bad hair, black Versace, amazing arms, Indifferent. Looks kind of prom-ish.

Katherine Heigl - another FREAKIN’ Red dress. Suburban hair. Plain.

Ryan seriously cannot get it thru his head to ask “WHO ARE YOU WEARING?”

Glimpse of Calista Flockhart - an absolute NO

Moving on to ABC’s 30 minute red carpet. Maybe they will ask the correct questions.

Shaune Robinson’s teal dress is not good. That fabric shows everything, even if you are thin.

Still don’t like Sara Larson’s dress.

Regis is just as dumb as Ryan.

Getting a better look at Marion’s Gaultier dress. Fits her well. She does look good in it. Wonder what the critic’s will say? Looks like something Nicole Kidman would have picked.

Javier Bardem is kind of hot.

Finally, Jennifer Garner’s dress is…, they still did not say. I knew that hair had to be per Zoe.

Rebecaa Miller’s dress is all kinds of wrong. Thankfully, her husband will make up for it and win an Oscar tonight. That us just gross.

Still don’t like Cameron’s complete look.

Ellen Page - Get a stylist. She is so going to regret that look in year’s to come. I do not like period looks.

I just figured out that Shaun’s dress is a pseudo-Atonement dress. Think about it.

Samantha Harris looks appropriate.

AND…, I’m spent.